Alright, I
have to tell you all about one more adventure that Kharis and I had in Palau.
This adventure is culinary, and brace yourselves: it gets weird.
I have a
very strict personal policy regarding food when traveling. My rule is that I
will eat absolutely any food from another culture, on one condition: I have to
know what it is before I take a bite. I don’t play that game of “just taste it,
then I’ll tell you.” If something is culturally acceptable and commonly eaten
in another country, I’ll try it; I just have to know what it is. This policy
has led me on some incredible lingual journeys. I have had smoked
minke whale
in the Arctic, the
head of a sheep in western Norway, all sorts of
seafood dishes in Brazil, and I just
straight-up ate my way through Qingdao, China. So
far, I have never been offered a dish that I didn’t like. In my experience, if
a dish is prepared properly, it’s usually delicious.
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Our first course at Carp: tuna sashimi. |
I’ve known
for a couple years that Palauans
eat fruit bats. In fact, anytime the animal
comes up in conversation or flies over our heads at a dive site (yes, that
happens), every Palauan espouses how tasty the meat is. That’s the first thing
most of them say. “Oh, fruit bat, very tasty.” I understand that for some
Palauan families, fruit bat is a delicacy eaten together at Christmas.
You can
probably tell by now where this is going. My grad student and I were feeling
frisky and wanted to try fruit bat. We asked
Nelson and Gil, the two Palauans
who have been accompanying us on the research boat, what restaurants in Koror
might serve the meat. They made a couple recommendations, so Kharis and I
picked one right next to the Ranger Station. We figured that if Gil recommended
a restaurant right across the street from his workplace, he had to know what he
was talking about. The restaurant was called Carp.
The
adventure started as soon as we parked. Carp is set back from the road a little
bit, in this ramshackle house with a sliding wooden door. We weren’t sure we
had actually found the restaurant until we were inside. The tables were covered
in floral tablecloths – the kind you would find at a thrift shop – topped with
protective plastic covers. There were guests at two other tables, and we could
hear them speaking in low tones. Some of them looked
Asian-ish, but there’s enough Japanese genetic influence in Palau that they were
probably locals. We were the only white people around.
As soon as
we sat down, we eagerly scanned the menu for the words “fruit bat.” The only
dish claiming to contain the meat was a soup, so we decided to order a bowl to
split. Other dishes in our order were drawn from the appetizer list – we wanted
variety, not bulk.
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Kamkum (I've also seen it spelled kangkum and kangkung). |
Our dishes
came out in the order that they were ready. First up was tuna sashimi – an
obvious choice on a Pacific island. It was served with a citrus fruit with an
orange interior but a green peel. We squeezed the juice on the tuna, and it
tasted like lime. The sashimi was just as delicious as expected.
Our second
dish to arrive was kamkum. It’s a spinach-like vegetable that we’ve actually
seen being prepared at other restaurants. My online search for “kamkum” is
coming up with nothing, so I assume the name is Palauan. We were served sautéed
kamkum with bell peppers, some spices, and enormous slices of garlic mixed in.
We could have defended ourselves against an onslaught of vampires, but it was
delicious.
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Gyoza. |
Next to
arrive was gyoza, a type of fried Japanese dumpling. There was some sort of a
grainy filling, but I’m not even sure what it contained. We dipped the
dumplings in soy sauce, and they were quite tasty.
By this
point, we were both getting pretty curious about our fruit bat soup. It
obviously took the longest to prepare out of our four dishes, which is why it
showed up last. Eventually, the waitress showed up with an enormous pot –
seriously, there were like 10 servings of soup in this thing – filled with a
yellow broth with vegetables floating in it. The pot smelled good, but I
wondered where the fruit bat was.
Then I saw
it.
The fruit
bat in our fruit bat soup was floating in the broth, face-up. Whole. This was
not a soup with pieces of fruit bat mixed in. This was a fruit bat in a bowl of
soup. Honestly, I have never seen anything like this in my life. My grad
student shared some stories of soup with iguana chunks in Belize, but at least
those were chunks. This was a whole bat. Fur and all. Claws, wings, teeth.
Floating in our soup.
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This was...unnerving. |
I thought
for a minute that I had reached the limit of my culinary tolerance. Then it
crossed my mind that the Koror Ranger, Gil, might have pranked us, and I
checked over my shoulder to see if he was in the restaurant. By this point, my
grad student was already sipping the broth and raving about its flavor, and it
was her shocking lucidity that pulled me out of my fog.
“Why don’t
we ask the waitress what we’re supposed to do?” she queried.
I flagged
down our waitress and posed the question. Her facial expression indicated that
this was not an uncommon concern, which was a relief to me. She brought us an
extra plate, some spare forks, and a sharp knife. “You can eat everything,” she
said, “even the fur.”
“Do you eat the
fur?” Kharis asked.
The waitress
wrinkled her nose and shook her head. No fur for us then.
We fished
the bat out of the soup with a large spoon and set it on the plate. A switch
flipped in my head, and all of a sudden, I didn’t see the bat as a potentially
revolting dinner; I saw it as a fascinating dissection. Carefully, I made a
shallow incision down the mid-line on its torso. The connective tissue tore
easily as I peeled away the skin from the muscle. I was pleasantly surprised to
find that the fur was staying in place, not tearing off the skin and landing
everywhere. I managed to cut off a few grams of muscle tissue from the pectoral
region of the bat and placed some on each of our plates. Kharis took her turn
with the knife and managed to get a little more meat from the posterior side.
Obviously, we’re not skilled butchers, but the amount of meat was still extremely
small for the effort. We each got two bites and no more. Ancient Palauans must
have been darn near starvation to bother hunting these things.
Ok, so what
does fruit bat meat taste like? It’s sweet. The bat’s diet is 100% composed of
fruit, so all the natural sugars end up getting assimilated into the mammalian
muscle. It reminded me of the darkest dark meat I’ve ever found on a turkey,
with just a little hint of sweetness. To be perfectly honest, it was pretty
good.
We paid our
bill and packed up the few leftover gyoza to take home. It was an interesting
meal for sure, but I’m proud to say that I have now tried Palauan fruit bat!
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